By an unexpected turn of events, a sounder of swine have been let loose in Texas. These hogs headed for Dallas, without causing any trouble which is quite odd for a group of razorbacks. Typically wild hogs are known for tearing up everything in their path, but these were pretty content to just sleep on a bus that was driven by a cowboy.
These hogs reportedly were let loose in many public areas but for some reason there was no real reaction to this outbreak. Nobody even batted an eye when these hogs entered the Hard Rock Cafe, or when they went to the Kennedy Museum. It was almost like they were literally normal people who come from a state where calling them various names for “Razorback” is an acceptable way of addressing them. That or these wild hogs had some very high quality disguises.
Luckily for the hogs, their trip did not end at the slaughterhouse like it would for many other animals. These hogs finished their trips by staying the day at Six Flags Over Texas in Arlington. The hogs traveled in groups of at least two the entire time they were there, this was a great tactic for their safety because they never know when a wolf might be nearby.
After the hogs had spent the day at six flags, and most of them had their bacon overcooked by the sun, the hogs packed up, and headed back to their home state of Arkansas. The cowboy dropped the hogs off at about two in the morning, and then drove his magical bus full of TV, Wifi, and charging outlets into the nonexistent sunset.
On April 6th, Donald Trump ordered a “successful” missile strike on a Syrian airbase. This further complicated the shaky partnership between the United States and our new found friend, Russia. Assad, the leader of Syria and expert civilian chemical bomber, has been supported by Putin and the Russian government for several years. Trump cited the horrible atrocity of the civilian bombings as the catalyst for this rash aerial response.
(But something doesn’t quite add up? If this was the reason for the military strike, why was he against military action while President Obama was in office?…)
This “successful” assault caused massive damage to the base that kept it out of commission for an astounding day and a half! It was even reported that their runways had so much dust on them, the Syrian military had to get out their leaf blowers out to repair the horrible damage done.
It certain that this aggressive military strategy has sent a message to the rest of the world; however, this message still remains unclear.
ARKANSAS - After being denied the chance to execute several death row inmates with a series of injections on Monday, April 17, Governor Asa Hutchinson proposed a new method of capital punishment. An execution process dating back to the Salem Witch Trials of the 1600s, “head-smashing” has been proven to be more humane than the current injections allowed by the Arkansas Supreme Court.
The Chicago Cubs have never been the most dominating team in baseball. People have many different myths of why the Cubs were never able to come out as the champions of the MLB World Series. Some have more statistical reasons such as: lack of talent, poor coaching staff, and other down right ridiculous reasons.
Before Christmas break, in December, 2016, the Atkins High School students will be bringing home a report card to their parents. In many cases, that report card will disappoint any strict parents across the town. Since the parents will be disappointed, the students will most likely also be disappointed with the punishment they might receive. The punishments given to the children may consist of grounding them or getting their phone taken away, and that could last all the way through Christmas depending on the parent’s executive decision. It is obvious that the students will try their best to get out of this punishment, and there are many ways they might try and ways that they might get out of it.
Today, a tragedy has occurred in Atkins High School. Sadly, we have taken Diet Coke out of the vending machines. Now some of the students may say oh, that’s good, Diet Coke is nasty. This will greatly affect one student though. This could possibly affect him so much, to where it could make up for all of the students not caring. That student is Jacob Biffle.
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